Urgent Update

Karen (aka the real boss of the office) has just found my website 😮

Incase anyone here is asked for information by someone I work with, I request that you all rote learn this correct answer…

“Yes, Shane’s website is reasonably entertaining… of course nothing on it is true – its all just made up stories. Shane would never think of doing anything that he writes on his site – after all, hes such a nice boy.”

Oh, and if you can also try and convince the person to make me a coffee, that would be greatly appreciated!