Ok, its almost wedding time which means Sarah has finally broken the news that “no, you have more to do than just turn up in a penguin suit”.

So with that she sent me off to be beautified…

Ok, so beautified may be a bit of a stretch for a haircut… But I think its justified.

This wasn’t just a standard cut, this was a treatment reminiscent of the tme we held adam down, kicking and screaming, as the hairdressor cut of his ‘America affro’, and then bleached his hair.

For some reason she insisted in putting a plastic bag on my head and the put little holes in it. She then put some bleach on it… This was all going well until she then said:
“Now would you like something to read?”

“sorry?” I asked.

“anything to read while you wait?”

“wait???”

“oh yes, the colour needs about an hour”

“colour? Hour?”

So anyway, I am now beautiful… And very late.

I’m beginning to wish I had put up more of a fight on the ‘just turning up in a penguin suit’ idea.
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