Bros shall go camping once a year; or at least attempt to start a fire.
A Bro never asks for directions when lost.
A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name.
A Bro shall stop whatever he’s doing and watch Die Hard if it is on TV.
When a Bro is with his Bros he is not a vegetarian.
A Bro is always psyched. Always.
If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros.
Bros don’t cuddle.
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros
(exception; a Bro is off the hook if his Bro orders a drink which arrives with an umbrella in it)
A Bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another Bro, unless the Bro has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it.
A Bro never wears pink, not even in Europe.