Bros shall go camping once a year; or at least attempt to start a fire.

A Bro never asks for directions when lost.

A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name.

A Bro shall stop whatever he’s doing and watch Die Hard if it is on TV.

When a Bro is with his Bros he is not a vegetarian.

A Bro is always psyched. Always.

If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros.

Bros don’t cuddle.

A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros

(exception; a Bro is off the hook if his Bro orders a drink which arrives with an umbrella in it)

A Bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another Bro, unless the Bro has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it.

A Bro never wears pink, not even in Europe.

Suit Up.