I know by now that many of you are wondering

and the rumors are starting…

I can tell by the funny glances on the street,

and the jump in the number of blip views…

So I just wanted to set the record straight

Once and for all…

[i]

Some say he has a retina scanning camera.

Some say he can post two blips a day.

All we know is

I am not the Stig[/i]