Today's bath timeline:

R and I – We don't want a bath.
You are having a bath.

I – Can I wear my clothes?
You can wear your vest.

I – Can I have the stick on letters?
Yes

I – Can I put the bubbles in?
Yes

I – OK, I'll have a bath

R – Can it be a quick one?
Yes

R – Can I wear my vest too?
Yes

R – OK, I'll have a bath.

25 minutes of giggling later, 2 children are still in a (now cold) bath having fun.

R and I – We don't want to get out of the bath!