Ahoy Maties!

It ‘as been a wee stint since the last o’ our ‘er updates, so I feel it may be time ‘or the first arf o’ the story o’ first mate maxwell and his poor ol’ ‘eart.

It was a dark an’ stormy morn’, wen ol’ first mate Maxwell set sail to ‘ez office. After a ‘ard mornin’ of coffee, grog and surfin’ the net, ol’ Maxwell started feelin’ a little queer inside.

Now at first he put it all down to the standard ol’ story o’ too much coffee, and too much porn on the net, so he waited a lil’ while to let the feelin’ settle. But after anotha’ fifteen minutes the feelin’ was only gettin’ worse.

He was a feelin’ a bit of pressure in ‘is chest, like a peg leg was poking ‘im from the inside out. Nothin’ for it but a little stretch he thought, so ‘e stood up…

It was then that ‘e noticed the pain was spreading down ‘is sword arm (thats the right for those o’ you like Maxwell ‘imself who don’t know what side is what).

So at this point he starts to remember something ‘e was once told about pressure in the ol’ ‘eart, and a pain in yer right arm havin’ something to do with havin’ a ‘eart attack. And at ‘iss point ‘e starts t’ realise that this may be a serious situation…

But, I only promised the first ‘arf of this tale to’ite, an’ that means, as we near the climax, that we are drawin’ to an end. so I’d like ye to rack your skulls for an answer to this riddle…

What do ye think ol’ Maxwell does next???

An’ to make it a fair deal, this old sea dog will even give ye so’m things to pick from! So, does ‘e:
A: Google Heart attack to see what fate await ’em?
B: Continue on working?
C: Tell ‘is boss that ‘is ticker is given up?
D: Call the ol’ white rescue boat (ambulance) to take ‘im to ‘ospital?
E: Decide its only indigestion an’ give up Coffee to stop it happen’ again?

Give us your thoughts below, and I’ll post the answer once we ‘ave enough guess’s.

Oh, and for those o’ you ‘oo aint up with th’ news, today of course be talk like a pirate day. That means i’d like to give me sincere sorrys for the lack o’ sea monsters and busty wenches in the abov’ sea shanty – after all, those ar’ essential for a good ol’ story. I think its fair we blame Maxwell for th’ lack of other entertaining characters as he is of course th’ original teller of this tale.